TODAY IS MOM DAY

I got tagged by my bestest best friend AND SO I am doing it. I was actually gonna post it yesterday but somehow my answers got erased and so i deiced to do it another day since I was too mad to do it over again =_=


Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A:"Astrid needs your help"
porbre TT_TT

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A:"Astrid's looks like an old person's shoe store from the outside"
I'll take that as a compliment I guess since they are shoes >_>

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A:"Astrid says tea is instant wisdom"
yo momma is instant wisdom


Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A:"Astrid wants a baby brother"
nuff said

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Astrid does not hug. Astrid does not smile. Astrid does not read.
Astrid shops, gambles, chain smokes, drinks her Heinekins, gets face-lifts"
D; wow

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Astrid hates Ikea bags"
true ...

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: " Astrid asked her Papa to put her to bed"
ftw

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Astrid goes poo poo in her potty"
I find that disturbing that they're stalking me ._.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: "Astrid likes the snow too."
Snow is next to godliness

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: "Astrid eats a dog biscuit (:"
taste like nothing -.-

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: "Astrid wears 4" platform boots, so doing multiple takes of every
fight, running up and down those stairs a few dozen times a day"
daily workout right there Chuck Norris style

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: "Astrid was arrested for throwing a cat at her fiance"
When I get angry I throw cats at people for my own pure enjoyment C:

HAHAHA BLAZ U OWN ME A CUPCAKE FOR DOING THIS oh and
Feliz Dia de las Madres